Friday, November 20, 2009
The Beast, or "I Didn't Say I'd NEVER Post While On Hiatus"
A few days ago, I mentioned we were getting a new kitten. Her name is Alice. Her nickname is The Beast. We've had her for four days.
She's like a really long boss fight.
In the morning, I release her and engage. From 9-5, I'm the main tank while husband works. As long as the office door is open, my main job is to keep kitten aggro.
Except that every time husband moves, it's a Taunt. I have to blow all my cooldowns to keep her off him.
/cast Head Scratch
Phase 2 is when she falls asleep and I have to be extra-super-still. My last resort is breaking out limited Catnip potions and tossing them at her, as she's easily distracted.
Our other cat sometimes off-tanks, but he doesn't have the dedication to keep her on him all day. Mainly he just looks alarmed and runs away from her (which makes her chase him).
Whew. Kittens! O.o